PLEASE email me!!!

I am so sad, and rapidly losing my Britishness, as none of my friends will email me, you buggers. So if you are feeling charitable and want to cheer up a English girl in Peru, email alien_caterpillar "at" hotmail "dot" com - my code is not that hard to figure out. If you do not email me I will be so sad. Even more. And I can give you all the goss that I can not put on the internet ;)